Books for a Chicken
A chicken walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and says, "Buk Buk BUK."
The librarian decides that the chicken wants three books. She gives three books to the chicken, who goes away with them tucked under its wing.
Around midday, the chicken returns to the circulation desk, lloking vexed, and says, "Buk Buk BuKKOOK!"
The librarian decides that the chicken wants another three books. The chicken leaves as before, with three books under its wing.
The chicken returns to the library in the early afternoon, approaches the librarian, looking very annoyed, and says, "Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!"
The librarian is now a little suspicious. She gives the chicken three books, and decides to follow it.
She follows the chicken out of the library and through the town to a park. There she ses the chicken throwing the books at a frog in a pond, while the frog says, "Rrredit, Rrredit, Rrredit..."