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  • Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
  • Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
  • Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
  • 3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
  • Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
  • Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
  • Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
  • For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
  • Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
  • Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
  • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.




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