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Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods

  • On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
  • On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
  • On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
  • On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
  • On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
  • On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
  • On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
  • On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
  • On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
  • On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
  • On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
  • On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
  • On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
  • On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
  • On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

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