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Stupid Tricks for Points

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One-Point Gags

  • Ignore the first five people who say 'Good morning' to you.
  • In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "Yahtzee!"
  • Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
  • Run one lap around the office at top speed.
  • To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
  • Walk sideways to the photocopier.
  • When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
  • While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Three-Point Gags

  • Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
  • Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. (There must be a 'non-player' within sight).
  • Page yourself over the intercom. (Do not disguise your voice).
  • Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
  • Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

Five-Point Gags

  • Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "Ya wanna trade?"
  • Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
  • At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem. (Extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
  • Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
  • For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
  • While talking to a colleague, pick your nose.
  • Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
  • In a colleagues diary, write in 10:00 am "See how I look in tights."
  • While an office colleague is out, move their chair into the elevator.
  • In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
  • Tuck one pant leg into your sock and, when queried, answer "Not now" and walk away.
  • Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

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